Pardon the stains.
The internet is filthy.

A not-so well-to-do elderly woman who always seems to get the short end of the stick. Through her audio recordings and visual representations of her life, we get a look inside of a life pathetically lived. For a person who seems to be at the bottom or her game, she sure tries to keep her spirits up.

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Day to day life for most can be pretty standard and repetitive, but for Janis, things always seem to have a twist. Enjoy the following dramatizations of daily life for Janis and her sister Joyce.

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